HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON
Exactly, welcome to Slytherin
Oh, tumblr, with your perfect timing.
Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!
I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!
I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!
You are so beautiful and i love you!!!
I reaaaally need something sweet. Like to the point I think I’m going to drive to safeway and buy cookie dough and just eat the stuff raw
Don’t forget the milk.
bara dwarves in impractical female fantasy armor
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits
so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE
I wonder if they’ll need bail money…